My name is Kris.

I'm an art director. Nice to meet you. Here are a few talking points.

I love guitars and they love me. Yes I can play Stairway to Heaven. Will I play Stairway to heaven? No. 

Dogs are the best. Unfortunately my apartment building is run by heathens that only allow cats. So I got a plant. 

Advertising is all about honesty and not treating people like idiots. Find the human truth and then have fun with it. As my mother would say "cut the shit Kris." Thanks mom.